The Rest of the Story or... the story behind the story

I didn't want to post these silly stories with the Archaeology post, but they have to be told.
The day that Jonny dug the hole for the project Hannah found it and came running into the house. She said "Momma, Jonny is going to bury me." I of course said oh no he is not and she responded with yes, he is, I found the place and it is just my size. The other kids came in and said she had laid down in it and thought for sure it was just her size. Jonny took her out and told her he was just practicing digging good holes.
A few days later Jonny had filled the hole in and it was ready for the project. Stephen and Jordan came up while I was talking to one of the neighbors and asked where Ginger was, I told them I am sure she was at the neighbors and they insisted that she was not, they had called for her and she was not anywhere. They started acting weird and then they came up and said, Mom, it's ok, you can tell us... we found the grave where Jonny buried her. Without laughing I assured them that she was not buried in that 'grave' and we went off to find our dog and assure the kids she was alive and well.
So I guess the moral of the story is, if you want to draw a LOT of attention to an area, dig a hole and leave it there for kids to discover!